seed #361
An over-beer-ing sketch
Description: A meek and hesitant youth with thinning hairline dressed in casuals and a bearded
man in suits, imposing and full of swag man sitting talking over beer. Youth stutters and ehibits
lack of confidence while the bearded man is precise and confident and completely owning the
youth.
Youth-
My hair fall won’t stop, have visited the wall visited countless doctors and spent a lot of
money.
Mystic- How did you come to know about me?
Youth- I saw your ads on Facebook where your clients have testified that you solved their hair
fall problem with your ancient healing techniques
Mystic- Great, Facebook marketing has really helped my business, anyway why do you need
solution for your hairfall problem?
Youth- Err… I need hair because …errrrrrr…Confused
Mystic- Confused! Not good. What do you do for a living?
Youth- I am a software engineer
Mystic- Great quit your job your problem will be solved.
Youth- Err that is a bit difficult to…
Mystic- Are you single?
Mystic- I can see your girlfriend broke up with you because of the hairfall, do not hide from me,
I have hyper perceptions
Youth- Yes you know everything, please help sir.
Mystic- Actually solving the hair fall problem is to get the girl back right?.
Youth- No no, I want to solve the hairfall problem, like for real?
Mystic- Okay, You kow my fees and my service categories
Youth: Hesitates and takes out his phone and starts reading
Temporary Solution: 80K
Permanent Solution for one Birth-90K
Permanent Solution for Multiple Births-200K
Mystic- Which one do you choose?
Youth- Permanent solution for Multiple Births
Mystic- Great, first deposit the amount in my account, you have the a/c details right?
Youth- Like the entire amount?
Mystic-What do you mean the entire amount, I had mentioned it clearly in my advertisement, I
don’t work without it.
Youth- Okay He pays over phone
Mystic-Good, now close your eyes for 15 seconds.
The camera focuses on the Mystic
He does hand movements in the air with and chants something
The camera shifts back to the youth
We can see he is bald.*
Mystic-Sipping Beer and chuckling How does it feel?
Youth- it feels good, but where is the hair?
Mystic- What do you mean where is the hair, There will be no hair for at least 3 births, that is
the category you opted, it is written in conditions applied part, which means you will never
have hairfall issues for at least for the following 3 births.
Youth- Oh…Okay Clueless
Mystic- Okay then, thanks for the beer I have another appointment, you see this is the wedding
season, oh here is a sweepstake I offer those who select your category of service. So long!
Mystic leaves
Youth-Youth unpacks the gift and finds a comb and a card that says “Combing helps good blood circulation.” Camera pans in on the Beer Glasses
The End
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