Emergency Yadav

seed #310

Emergency yadav became famous for being a comrade to nera babu in leading the poop petition.

The petition was the right to trespass in the case of an emergency poop For universal suffrage, because we live in civilised society and can move beyond the social constraints for poop, and also the host should serve  warm water in the winters. Poop to emergency yadav was gold. To take a point here,  He had gotten his name not out of poop but out of bananas. He was the emergency supplier of bananas to tagore and einstein; who would only contact him in dire emergencies. So in his spare time, which was much, he would sell  second hand looted lotas – old, unabsolved and always freshly used.

The lotas sold like hotcakes. Almost immediately as emergency yadav received the product it would be bought up such was the demand and supply of the figurative bowel towel. After he had resold every lota enough times over to buy a consignment of lotas for a whole city , he invested in a droid that would perform aerial raids for all the lotas that had eluded him thus far.

These were the droids which people mistook as ufos for the last 3000., years. And of all the news about  getting killed or kidnapped, for this being an ancient piece of technology, could not really “perfect”  the delivery system. For often the lotas would fall on the heads of customers, causing paranoia, alzheimers, and death

This is the story of  the uber king of lotas, emergency yadav. Who with his great entrepreneurial spirit was the unofficial representative of tagore and einstein at today’s misogynistic mondays session.

With a grave stoic body, emergency Yadav moved around the stage, cleared his throat and said “according to the theory of relativity , they all are bad people. Period.”

Such intellectual discussions were a common sight at the misogyny club which was founded by kishmish kumar, the infamous soft misogynist. Who had famously said “ dowry is a sin, kill your mother” He loved his mother and his wife. He would never say anything by himself. Whenever someone said something though, he agreed with it

As a young chap, he used to see a woman in his neighborhood drying her hair and spreading her wet sarees on the rooftop which used to flow in volumes and one day she could not make it in the morning , her tummy was upset ,and this was the day he started hating all women. Despite all this, he was proclaimed as a great sceptic for his views against sati.

Mr kumar, though an ascetic ,disproved of god .when god himself all pleased came to bless him and In his overzealous didactic nature,asked Mr Kumar to steal grape, please note he asked him to steal only one measly grape and emphasized on not the bunch. In horror he proclaimed he was too bovine to commit such atrocities irrespective of it holding an enlightening lesson from God himself.

We are known he is ascetic for he fasted 41 days when he had to accidentally put up with a caretaker who had a daughter has a child, on his vacation. Food at any house where a young woman stays can be dowry he asserted. After all he was an educated bhodrolok in muslin dhoti.